"Ace and Ready to be Yeeted to Space!"

queewp:

marineflamez:

billford animatic i made to the song ‘confrontation’! ^^

OMG…. IM ACYUALLY SPEECHLESS RN AHHHH AHHAHHAFHHHHHHHH

merrigel:

Everybody do the wenis!

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ex0skeletal-undead:
““Demon Mantis by Jackson Nguyễn
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bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:

magz:

versegm:

versegm:

Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit’s business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr’s management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That’s a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you’ll still have a backup of your posts & convos.

It’s gonna come as a surprise to most of you, but if you don’t want to do that for whatever reason you’re allowed to not reblog this post. I’m not holding a gun to your head here I’m just trying to spread the word for people who do want a backup of their stuff.

Also, made this guide for backup Tumblr blogs (ft. export blog method, and python 3 script method):

I swear I did this before the Porn Purge and then completely lost the how-to link, so thank you @magz​ for sharing it again!

Reblogging this again in light of Tumblr’s actual death knell possibly having actually sounded maybe.

hollowboobtheory:

can’t believe I nearly forgot to share this

fan of breasts?

Anonymous

markatoto:

chicken breasts? yeah! they are, maybe & arguably, one of the most delicious part of the chicken. well, maybe next to drumsticks (which i personally prefer for things like fried chicken, or soups). in particular, i like to use chicken breasts for making katsu, which, lemme tell ya, i’m no expert cook, but id like to think that i do a pretty good job.

matter of fact, if you want an extremely simple recipe, here’s how i personally make chicken katsu (all off the top of my head, so some slight details might be missing, so please bear with me):

you’ll need a few ingredients

  1. panko (any sort of breadcrumbs will work, but panko is just the brand i use)
  2. cookin’ oil (usually simple vegtable oil will work)
  3. the actual chicken breast, of course
  4. the ol’ traditional: salt and pepper
  5. one egg (u dont need any more than one egg, typically)
  6. if u wanna make things extra crunchy, having some corn starch mixed in with garlic powder + onion powder for some extra seasoning. maybe even a scoosh of paprika for that yummy (i personally like using this filipino chicken mixture called “crispy fry”, which is usually used for fried chicken, but it works here too. it’s usually meant for fried chicken drumstick, but what is katsu but a different kind of fried chicken)

anyways, here’s how u wanna do things:

  1. take out your chicken breast, pat it down with a paper towel so that it aint wet on the surface and either: slice it so that the chicken breast is about inch and a quarter (or so) thick OR use a mallet to make it around that thickness. youll want your chicken flat as possible, but not too flat! i think you know what i mean.
  2. salt and peppa that mothafucka, both sides
    (OPTIONAL STEP 2B: it’s at this point id probably mix my chicken breast with the starch mixture/crispy fry. it just gives a lil extra flavour and crunch that i enjoy. but this is just me, u dont really gotta do it)
  3. crack open an egg and put it in a bowl. MIX IT UP
  4. put your flattened (and maybe crispy fry seasoned) chicken in the egg. get it drenched, you want that panko to stick to that shit
  5. what i like to do is i like to put panko in a plastic container with a lid, then i put the chicken in the container, close the lid up and just SHAKE it so that its nice and evenly coated. super simple and fun and WAY cleaner to deal with after the fact LOL
  6. pop your oil in your pan. put in generous amount, enough that your chicken wont necessarily be drowning, but enough that your chicken will be sufficiently fried. heat that up until the oil reaches that perfect temperature of around 350'F (that is THE temp for doing any deep frying)
  7. pop your chicken on the pan and leave it frying on the one side for, id say, approximately 4-5 minutes. youre going to have to keep a close watch on it. make sure that panko is that GOOD crispy brown on each side. over all it should take you like…. 7-9 minutes for your katsu to be done.
  8. BEFORE YOU EAT… make sure the internal temp of the chicken is around 160 - 165'F. if it is, it’s good to go. take it out and, what i like to do is get a plate and pop on a paper towel to let the katsu dry off all the excess oil. even though its off the pan, that shit is STILL cookin, so youll want to leave it alone for like… a minute or two. plus if you eat it now you’ll totally burn your tongue and that’s the WORST feeling in the world

and after all that, your katsu is done! get some jasmine (white) rice, put on some katsu sauce and some japanese mayo with a lil bit of furikake for that slight seaweed flavoring and youll be GOOD to go!!

so yeah, i guess you can say i’m a fan of breasts.

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

mylordshesacactus:

Warlock concept: A warlock multiclassing as warlock.

Two separate patrons, two separate pact boons.

Level 7 warlock multiclass: Warlock 4/Warlock 3.

Celestial/Fiend.

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just this. constantly.

if you bribe the DM, go Pact of the Chain for both and literally have an angel and a devil on your shoulders 100% of the time.

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to play d&d

montymollusk:

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please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog